Here we have 31 imaginary “Peanuts” TV specials or movies, created by slicing, dicing and recombining the titles of real “Peanuts” TV specials or movies.
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It’s Not a Race to Love, Snoopy
It’s a Nightmare Getting Married, Charlie Brown
You’re in a Warm Circus Mystery, Charlie Brown
I Want a Good Short First Kiss, Charlie Brown
There’s No Time for Getting Learned, Charlie Brown
Why Find Adventure, Charlie Brown?
Flashbeagle, a Musical Nightmare
Dog Day Valentine
Red Truck Super Bowl Celebration
There’s No First Time for a Good Girl, Charlie Brown
Snoopy’s Nightmare Arbor Day Skate
Is This Girl a Boy, Charlie Brown?
Don’t Look in the Arbor, Charlie Brown
Come Home, Love Bully
Happiness is Goodbye, Charlie Brown
You’re Traded in Spring Training, Charlie Brown
A Tribute To The Greatest Love Man
It’s a Good Play, Charlie Brown. Why?
A Boy Named Pumpkin Christmas
Making a Girl Is a Magic Adventure, Charlie Brown
What Have We Learned in the Brown Circus?
Be a Good Sport, Married Man
The Summer Love All-Stars
You’re Not the Best Blanket, Charlie Brown
Happy Easter, Good Christmas, Nightmare 20th Anniversary, Goodbye
You’re Not Getting My Best, Lucy
Don’t You Short Your Man, Charlie Brown
Happiness Is Getting Elected Pied Piper
It Was A Short Life
The First Best Greatest Arbor Day
5 thoughts on “Zingers.”
This is all kinds of awesome. Well played, sir.
I do not usually crack myself up (or brag about it) but “You’re Not Getting My Best, Lucy” and “Don’t You Short Your Man, Charlie Brown” have had me laughing out loud for several hours now.
Wow. This is just fantastic, from the title on down.
Thank you, sir.