OH GOD I SAW THIS THING AT A BALLPARK AND I HAVE BEEN DRINKING WHISKEY EVER SINCE TO MAKE IT GO AWAY PLEASE HELP.
Horses. Why did it have to be horses?
(More seriously: I am just back from most of a week at the Outer Banks, where the above-photographed creature did indeed appear at a ballpark. Regular blog service to more or less resume in the next day or two.)